As day 2 closes, so does Meg's good fortune. Her strategy, previously described by the AP as "brilliant" and "passive-aggressive," has since been criticized as overly tentative. As a result, while Meg's portfolio was stagnant at $100,000, Sam rode Apple's 7.19 increase to the top of the leaderboard. Wowzers!
Charlie's ingenious management led him to end the day above $100,000, hot on Sam's heels.
Mike came in last place, but seems unphased. In a recent interview, he said, "The game is young and time is on my side. [I'm a winner and I practice investing money 11 hours a day. So I can't possibly lose.]"
In other news, Marvin (the investor formerly known as "Ben") found a striking correlation between men and women named Marvin and financial success and has thus changed his name. The Blog would like to officially wish this strategy something it will definitely need... a shit ton of luck.
Steven's strategy, named by pundits as the "Turtle Method," may pay off in the long run. However, success evaded the Turtle today. Steven ended the day down .12%. Perhaps he shouldn't have invested his money at all!
Today's endorsements include:
Sam: Steve Jobs, Peter Lynch
Steven: Aesop
Meg: Lily Roberts
Marvin: George W. Bush
Mike: Tiger Woods
Charlie: Osi Umenyiora
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I love the paragraph about me... Also, Steven's method could be best however this competition only last sixth months.
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