On Thursday evening one contender for the title of the Roberts Wolfson Investement Challenge Champion, Meg Roberts, went missing. Meg, who until Thursday held an uncontested lead, vanished inexplicably. The Blog has spoken to Meg's clostest friend, ally and advisor, Toby Roberts. Toby said, "Woof! Woof woof woof. Woof, woof woof, woof woof." He seemed very concerned about Meg's disapperance. However, he has officially endorsed Lily Roberts due to her support of his favorite company, Petsmart. Lily has welcomed this endorsement. She has vowed to learn the definition of endorsement.
Sam finds it very convenient that Meg's mysterious disappearance has coincided with his move to the top of the leader board. The Blog has already began investigating Sam's involvement with said disappearance. Below is a transcript of a telephone interview with Sam Roberts.
TB: Where were you on the night of the 23rd, the night of Meg's disappearance?
SLR: Rachel's?
TB: Why do you ask?
SLR: Because I did it! I'm sorry! Oh the horror!
There you have it, folks. The Blog puts another dastardly evil-doer behind bars.
In other news, Ben doesn't have car and Echo has received Facebook. If there was any doubt as to who was cooler, the debate has concluded. Echo wins!
Endorsements:
Sam: Martha Stewart
Meg: Amelia Earhardt
Lily: Toby Roberts
Mike: Dot Roberts
Marvin: Yogi Berra
Charlie: Sam Roberts**
Steven: Paul Cohen
**Please note, Sam's formal endorsement of Charlie officially passes all positive gains, made by Sam, to Charlie.
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